I am pretty sure I can eat an entire package of Double Stuf Oreos in one day. That's all 15 servings. All 30 cookies. I am also pretty sure I can do it without getting a stomach ache - not even a tiny one.
Not that I would ever eat all 30 cookies in a package of Double Stuf Oreos. That's just gross, right? I mean, I would never even have the things in my house, let alone eat them for breakfast and lunch and snacks in between.
If I were to eat an entire package of Double Stuf Oreos in one day it certainly would not be because I had a really rough night. Nor would it be because my dryer broke today nor because we have an ant infestation. I'm obviously not an emotional eater so those petty problems would never ever prompt me to eat and entire package of Double Stuf Oreos. Ever.
I'm pretty sure about that.
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I'm pretty sure I wouldn't do that either. Like ever.
And definitely not with a bag of Reese's peanut butter footballs. (Yes, the devils at Reese's have found ONE more shape to put that blasted chocolate perfection in. UGH.)
And I'm pretty sure that I don't have the lack of sleep as an excuse either.
Dalene! Your girls are the cutest.
I love oreos! I definitely can do that.
Another hidden talent is that I can eat a whole pound of chocolate covered cinnamon bears in a 24 hour period.
:)
Oreos are my weakness, too. I love the seasonal ones with the colored frosting. I swear they taste better.
You are so funny! Wish I could have been there to help with them! It's better now they are gone - no more temptation! (until the next trip to the store! :P)
When I was in high school I used to eat Oreos by the sleeve. And I always wanted more. And I hate ants- so I think this is totally reasonable response.
How funny that I just ate 3 Oreos before reading this. They were regular Oreos and not double stuff otherwise I would have had more. Next time you plan on cracking open a package give me a call and I'll bring the milk!
I'm also pretty sure I could eat a whole package too. Emotional eater-guilty also. Lucky for me I hate American Oreos and only love the Canadian ones that I can only get once a year!
DITTO on the ability to put away a bag of chocolate covered cinnamon bears in 24 hours. Except, I'm pretty sure the bag I'm referring to is a 2 lb. bag. Good thing those bags are 2,100 miles away. For eleven more days. And then I will be in trouble. A wot of twubble.
I'm pretty sure I did NOT buy a bag of candy corn yesterday and I'm POSITIVE that it won't be gone by lunch.
(sorry about your dryer)
I am SUCH an emotional eater. Even as I am eating, I think "if I wasn't upset, I wouldn't need this". BUT at that moment I DO NEED IT.
And naughty, naughty Rob introduced me to Oreo Nirvana. Oh. My. Heavens.
And I am pretty sure I didn't finish his whole package.
Before the allergies, Brian used to call me "cookie sleeves" because I ate cookies by the sleeve of the Oreo package! (Double Stuf of course)! I am so envious! With all the baby ups and downs, I would love to drown my sorrows in a tall glass of milk and sleeve of Oreo cookies! You are soooo lucky!!!!!!!!!!! Miss you!!! Hope to see you next week?!
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