I'm pretty sure...

I am pretty sure I can eat an entire package of Double Stuf Oreos in one day. That's all 15 servings. All 30 cookies. I am also pretty sure I can do it without getting a stomach ache - not even a tiny one.

Not that I would ever eat all 30 cookies in a package of Double Stuf Oreos. That's just gross, right? I mean, I would never even have the things in my house, let alone eat them for breakfast and lunch and snacks in between.

If I were to eat an entire package of Double Stuf Oreos in one day it certainly would not  be because I had a really rough night. Nor would it be because my dryer broke today nor because we have an ant infestation. I'm obviously  not an emotional eater so those petty problems would never ever prompt me to eat and entire package of Double Stuf Oreos. Ever.

I'm pretty sure about that.

pink panic attack...

So, I was reorganizing Zoey's closet after I put all her 0-3 month clothing in bins (big, sad, teary sigh here) when I realized I could no longer organize her hanging clothes by color - as we all do in our own closets - because all her clothes are pink (with the exception of a few adorable purple pieces). I moved to the next mode of organization: cute onesies, onesies with matching pants, dresses, jumpers, etc. It makes sense, right? All of a sudden I thought to myself, "[Sharp intake of breath] What if Zoey does not organize her closet this way when she is older? [Sharper intake of breath] What if she does not like to organize? [Even sharper intake of breath - with some coughing because of the sharpness] What if she doesn't like things color-coded?" That's right, people, the world is worried about the economy and such and I am worried about whether or not my one-week-shy-of-four-month old daughter will like things organized. Judge all you want.