If you had known that...

I would insist on color-coding and labeling everything,

I would be cranky on a weekly (or daily) basis,

our hanging clothes must face the same direction,

there is a correct way to fold laundry,

I am a horrible cook,

I don't like to grocery shop alone,

it would take us 6 years to have a baby,

my sisters' phone calls could interrupt anything (yes, even that),

would you still have married me?

Happy 8th anniversary, my love.